
So we are a little behind on our weekend travel postings, sorry about that. Last Sunday (August 24) we went to Euro Disney, just outside of Paris. I have wanted to go to Disney World with D for awhile now, but one bad Animal Kingdom experience in August in Florida has been a roadblock for me (D is anti-humidity and FL is all about humidity, so you can see my dilemma.) Anyway, he suggested this Disney adventure, which as you can imagine, made me excited. We set out early-ish on Sunday and drove the 2+ hours south to just outside of Paris where Walt has set up camp. Incidentally, even though D did all the driving (I am intimidated by it and thankfully he is not) I am so impressed with the Garmin GPS we purchased right before the trip for such occasions as this. It already had European maps loaded on it and has done a beautiful job of getting us where we need and rerouting as necessary. It is such a champ - I can't imagine surviving here without it.
It took no time at all to get to open highway and we were instantly in farmland. The farms are much smaller and the crops seem to be more for feeding the livestock than people (just too small). Cows (or
boeuf) were just everywhere, as well as
les chevels (or horses...ah, funny the things that make you happy. Apparently knowing the words for beef and horses make me very happy). Our Garmin friend took us through a small beautiful town called Ermenonville that has a castle in it (there are A LOT of castles all over here) that is the final place where Jean Jacques Rousseau lived, which really was stunning to see (it has been converted into a hotel/restaurant, which gets mixed reviews). We enjoyed the drive (me a bit more than D since I got to nap a little too).

We got to the park around 10:30am, so just after opening and were surprised by the crowd. I had anticipated a virtually empty park, so was trying to adjust expectations for longer waits (more like FL or CA Disney). The castle is always pretty and it is especially so now in that they are celebrating their 15th anniversary here. That means that there are additional ornaments of Buzz Lightyear and others on the castle, and Lumiere is the center of the 15th anniversary Logo.

We started at "DiscoveryLand" and remembering the stories we have heard of Uncle Fast Pass, we quickly familiarized ourselves with the joy that is the Disney fast pass. (For the uninitiated, this is like a legal cut in line. You put your park ticket into a machine by the ride and,
voilá, it spits out a time stamped ticket that tells you when you get to cut the line. Beautiful.) We worked it like champs and felt so proud of ourselves.
We prioritized what we wanted to see most - knowing that we only had this one day, that we would get tired and that we had to drive home again that night. I was most interested in the Peter Pan ride and It's a Small World After All, and D wanted to hit the roller coasters.
Like I said, DiscoveryLand was closest to us when we first entered so we went on Space Mountain first. Not a long wait at all, but oh, I am beyond the age or disposition stage for roller coasters. We were in the very last car (meaning it was even worse from my perspective, better for D's) and my head was being banged around like a piñata. It started off exhilarating and ended nauseating. I felt seriously ill afterward and needed to "walk it off." After a trip to FantasyLand to look into Peter Pan fast passes, we return to DiscoveryLand to enjoy the Buzz Lightyear ride.

For those of you that haven't done this ride yet, it is like you are inside a video game - they give you lasers to shoot the Zurg "Z's" on the walls throughout the ride. I started well and was beating D severely, but then all the years of video game training kicked in and he ended with a much higher score than I. We rounded out our experience with
Star Tours (in French, which was a little weird because the other rides were all in English....)
A somewhat frazzled Jen after surviving Space Mountain 2Next, we booked it over to AdventureLand to enjoy the
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Peril ride. It was another roller coaster, which made me very nervous, more so when D exclaimed, "Oh good we will go upside down on this one, I didn't think we would." I then said I didn't want to go upside down but we were already strapped in and moving, so I put on my bravest face and prayed not to get sick. D was sweet and held my hand - probably more like a claw at that time since I was holding on for dear life. It wasn't too bad, not nearly as violent as
Space Mountain (I will NEVER go on that ride again.) It was a little disappointing since there was nothing of Indiana Jones in/with the ride aside from the name. We did, however, feel like bandits in that we maybe waited 5-10 minutes total thanks to the fast pass. Thank you Avilla clan for teaching us well on the joy of these...it seriously enhanced the joy we had.
We then took in
Pirates of the Caribbean which did not have a fast pass, which was a bummer. It was probably our longest line, but it moved very well - we were probably in line 30 minutes. We looked for the Captain Jack Sparrow changes here that we knew had taken place in the FL park (thanks Davis') but didn't see it. Either the
Pirates of the Caribbean movies weren't as popular here or they just don't see the benefit of changing the ride.

Next was FantasyLand, which we had mostly avoided throughout the day because of the crush of people - this is where all the young kids rides are. But, I wanted to relive childhood memories of
It's a Small World After All (which was awesome and totally worth it) and
Peter Pan.
Peter Pan had a fast pass, which was great because it had broken down earlier in the day and the line for it was horrific. As it was the fast pass time was normally 30 minutes from when we picked it up, this one was 2+ hours. So, grateful for the pass, which cut us to the front of the line, we enjoyed my favorite ride in the park.
Finally, we finished this park in FrontierLand and took in the
Phantom Manor. I remember enjoying this one in the past, but I didn't particularly like it here. It was ok, but that's all. Again, having the scripts in French didn't help. We are trying to learn French and are making progress, but not that fast. D took pity on me and did not have us go on
Big Thunder Mountain, for which I was thankful. I am roller coastered out for at least 2008, if not longer.
As we were winding the day down, we decided we had to go to the Walt Disney Studio Park and do something, because we had a pass that let us and we felt we had accomplished what we wanted, so everything from here out was gravy. We got there in time for the
High School Musical street performance, but after waiting around for 10 minutes they canceled it due to rain. D had wanted to know what his co-worker John had been talking about - his kids were all agog about it. Oh well, on to the
Armageddon Special Effects show. Lines are not really all that well done in Europe to begin with, but at Disney Land, they force you into appropriate queues and we appreciated it - apparently, they did not have the same attention to detail at the Studio. We were in a holding pen for 30 minutes and then crushed into another holding pen. Not my favorite event. The effects were cool, but the jockeying for position before hand was not fun.
Finally, we finished the day with the trolley ride around the Studio, which had a couple of cool special effects displays set up. One was where they "exploded" an 18 wheeler and then had a river of water come rushing in to put it out. The heat from the flames felt great after a day of wet raininess. Overall, a fun ride, but we were tired and ready to head home.
We definitely felt the advantage of only trying to satisfy two adults who could dodge and weave in traffic over the poor families with multiple children under the age of 5, especially when the weather became less perfect. The day was beautiful and rainy, several times as a matter of fact. We both had lightweight umbrellas and weatherproof-ish jackets, so we were set. Disney made A LOT of money on ponchos, and apparently they are not of the best quality because by the end of the day we saw people still trying to use them but they were in tatters. We left feeling somewhat amazed at what we were able to accomplish, neither of us thinking that we would be able to see all that we wanted, and then some, and still get to leave around 4-4:30ish. We feel like we worked the system as best as we could and came out winners. Ah, a good feeling.
Hopefully we will post pictures of our Disney adventure soon, but we are in the process of trying to recover them.
UPDATE: as is probably obvious, the photos were recovered after the software developer in the family inadvertently deleted them...